barackinaroundthechristmastree:

i am pretty much 3% human and 97% stress

j5h:

oh, this old thing? *pulls out my grandma from my pocket*

kawaiigod:

girl: he cheated on me

me: then break up with him

girl: but-

me: bye

kingatticus:

fantomeheart:

The only acceptable birthday cake

Nothing says “celebrate a year of not dying” like blowing out the flame on a salamander that will die without its fire.

nebulizard:

shout out to everybody who has school soon

i believe in you

you will be excellent this year

and if you’re not that’s ok too it doesn’t mean you’re not smart

just remember to take care of yourself because your mental health is more important than your grades ok?

group hug ily all

"Do you ever wish you had a second chance to meet someone for the first time?"

relahvant:

if there was ever a time that it would be convenient for those genies who grant 3 wishes and shit to be real it would be today please